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Acabo de teñir cera dental, ya se en que voy a utilizar toda la cera que tengo😁Luego me pongo a trastear 😎. A very bright idea of a very talented one @powdah 👏

Acabo de teñir cera dental, ya se en que voy a utilizar toda la cera que tengo😁Luego me pongo a trastear 😎. A very bright idea of a very talented one @powdah 👏

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bgcfavs:

me babysitting bad ass kids.

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lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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montondemierda:

Para niños es azul

montondemierda:

Para niños es azul

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lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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paradoxicalpolitico:

northgang:

…Questlove’s face says it all

SHOTS WERE FIRED.

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artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

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